can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Since I’m laying here not being able to sleep, I’m gonna ramble about some things.
Life is pretty.. great, but hectic. I’ve been working for a good month now with just only one day off a week, paychecks are great but it’s crazy. I pretty much know how to do everything on “the front” as we call it, and customers are assholes and it just makes for long stressful days.
I’m going for my road test on the 28th, I’m getting my braces on May 28th, my other medical shit is all good, I just need to make an appointment with my regular doctor and think about getting therapy.. I don’t know how much that will help with me but hey, worth a shot. That and I just haven’t been feeling that great lately so I might as well.
My boy and I are one step closer to living together. It might take another year and we’re probably gonna be living with his mom too but hey, better than nothing. And if that doesn’t happen we’re probably gonna try with living with one of our friends once we get better jobs, and hopefully better jobs come our way soon.
And as for other random stuff? I don’t know. Friendships are good, I think it may be time to ditch people or get rid of people who bring me down all the time and keep the ones who don’t bring me down all the time. My step mom is annoying.. as usual. My dad’s okay. My brother’s? Fine, my oldest brother I barely talk to, my second oldest brother is doing okay.. I think, I recently talked to him after not talking to him for a good month, and my last oldest brother, the one who got hit by a car, he’s doing extremely well, he got one of his knee braces off, his right one, and now has a cane and is pretty much almost walking. My mom? I miss her, I talk to her but haven’t seen her in so long.. and as for me? Well I’m not happy with certain things about myself but I’ll get there eventually.
Life’s just fucking crazy, man. I love it though.
the ballad of the salad
Is this Coachella?
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
- Do not touch it
- Do not touch it
- Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
- Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
- Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.
hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…
ive heard, ive never been able to do it myself so im kinda fucked