My dad and step mom went to Maine for the weekend, because you know, apparently they can afford it. My dad walks in and goes “did you miss us?” I go “what do you think?” “Probably not” he says.
Good answer cause I really fucking didn’t.
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
Thanks for the last ten years, American Idiot
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
YES IT’S BACK
oh my god
I JUST SQUEALED
ITS BACK OH MY GOD
ITS BACK. OMG.
Vine by Cersei
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY
Touche Amore (by Jamie Heim Photography)